Headlines: Did Meg get a signing bonus?
Once the champ of the Silicon Valley,
HP’s stock hasn’t seen much of a rally.
So they’ve hired Meg Whitman to save the day,
Or, at worst, she can auction it off on EBay.
Business: Is Facebook trying to make it more confusing?
On Thursday, Mark Zukerberg announced a new look,
New music, new games and a “Timeline” for Facebook.
Most of us are still reeling from the changes we just got,
Labeling all our friends as “close” … or not.
Sports: Did Michael or Scottie care?
Dennis Rodman, the Chicago Bull who was just a bit dotty,
Now says he never spoke to Michael or Scottie.
Jordan or Pippen didn’t care, is my guess,
They were too amazed by Rodman’s wedding dress.
Life: Beyonce will not have your mother’s pregnancy.
Beyonce sparkled this week at her perfume’s debut,
Said her pregnancy would not be matronly or subdued.
We’re thinking she’ll eat right and try to stay fit,
And not want to put an onion ring on it.
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