Headlines: Hmmmm, what’s the old saying? Deny, deny, deny.
It’s been discovered Herman Cain had a sexual harassment charge,
A case that he now claims was settled and discharged.
All we know is when the press rakes a contender over the coals,
It must surely mean that candidate is leading in the polls.
Money: Want to place money on how many fights there will be?
Macy’s and Target have announced Black Friday plans,
They’ll be opening up at midnight for all their shopping fans.
We’re not sure that after a meal and drinking, most likely to excess,
Is the time to gather shoppers who are tipsy, crazed and stressed.
Sports: He did not go to the Bobby Knight school of coaching.
Sadly, the coaching ranks are losing one of baseball’s best,
Tony LaRussa has decided to fly the Cardinal’s nest.
He’s been a gentleman and classy, a mentor and a sage,
And he’s one of the rare guys that know when to leave the stage.
Life: Who had the over/under at 72 days?
Well, we’re SHOCKED that Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce,
From her husband of two months who rode in on a white horse.
We think he may have figured out that his quickie vows and mating,
Were done to ensure the season finale would have the highest rating.
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