Thursday, August 18th
The U.S. wants Assad to step aside,
We can no longer tolerate his genocide.
Perry slams Bernanke, Obama’s on a bus,
But is anyone really looking out for us?
Newspapers are being stolen in moves quite rash,
So coupons can be clipped to save extra cash.
The Justice Department is probing S&P,
HHS proposes clear language for health policies.
The “death penalty” may be invoked on Miami,
And Suh has been hit with a fine that’s a whammy.
Expanded MLB playoffs are now in doubt,
And Freddy may pick Tiger to help the team out.
Kim Kardashian is consulting with Vera Wang,
Brian Wilson’s re-writing songs for the Disney gang.
“Watch the Throne” now rules the music world,
And wouldn’t it have been better if Depardieu had just hurled?