Headlines: Do we have ourselves a “Situation”?
Chris Christie axed the tax credit for “The Jersey Shore”,
Saying taxpayers shouldn’t foot the bill for that drivel anymore.
While Christie may not run for prez, he sure is a smart cookie,
‘Cause he calls ‘em as he sees ‘em, even when it’s Snookie.
Money: Is there a charge for walking in the door?
It seems that more and more we’re being squeezed for every buck,
Now banks will charge us more just when we’re all down on our luck.
Checking accounts will rarely be free, add that to our list of fines,
The banks are beginning to nickel and dime us just like the airlines.
Sports: Is there a “no-tell” clause in that contract?
Tigers Woods signed a new caddie, Joe LaCava is his name,
He has hopes that this new “looper” will improve his mind and game.
Why Freddie’s former caddie would sign with Tiger has us vexed,
But we do know his main job will be keeping track of Tiger’s texts.
Life: We’re a long way from Archie and Veronica
DC Comics has unleashed a new series of Teen Titans,
Super Boy will save the day and Thrice will scare and frighten.
A gay character that builds brick walls is a new invention,
We can hardly wait to see the next ComicCon convention.
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