Headlines: “I’m Suspending My Campaign and I’d Like to Endorse . . . uhhh.
Governor Rick Perry has closed down his whole campaign;
He realized that his efforts were probably in vain.
As to whom he will endorse for election this November
He’d like to tell us all, but it seems he can’t remember.
Money: No Smiles For The Camera
They gave us ‘Kodak moments’ and film that was the best,
But the digital revolution caused the company much unrest.
George Eastman, the great founder, surely sheds a tear from heaven;
The Eastman Kodak Company has filed Chapter 11.
Sports: Who needs ESPN?
Is Payton coming back? Will Eli play his best?
Will the team that wins it all be from the east or from the west?
Whatever you are hearing, if you really want to know;
All you have to do is get connected to Rob Lowe.
Life: In Super Bowl Ad Has Shatner Going Over A Cliff A Bus
William Shatner was a ‘Trekie’ as the famous Capt. Kirk
And then in Boston Legal on TV did legal work.
For 14 years he’s told us they’ll negotiate with us,
But in an ad forthcoming, Priceline throws him off the bus.