Headlines: This ballot is so easy – it’s already got Mitt’s name filled in!
Well, if it’s Tuesday surely somewhere it must be Primary Day
And sure enough, Floridians will finally have their say.
Frankly we don’t care how any of the candidates rate,
We are just thankful that this week there won’t be any more debates.
Money: The return of an American icon. But is he deductible?
Honda Motors has announced it’s bringing back one of our faves,
Ferris Bueller will appear in a Super Bowl ad, to raves.
But Ferris might discover his parents’ welcome is destructible,
Because the IRS ruled this week that adult kids are not deductible.
Sports: Strung out.
We went to bed quite early, set the alarm so we would wake,
We wanted to see Nadal vs. Djokovic, every serve and every break.
But it turned into a marathon, neither one would be dispatched,
We could have slept for three more hours and still seen half the match.
Life: Talk about skeletons in the closet!
We read that Shirley MacLaine will join the “Downton Abby”cast,
We’re wondering if she’ll play someone that she’s been in the past?
And Demi Moore this week overdosed on aerosol from “Whip It”,
If that’s the best that she could do, maybe she should skip it.