Headlines: Some of these people can’t tell Groucho from Karl.
The Occupy Wall Street group continues to rant and wail,
Pointing out that it’s just wrong to have a firm “too big to fail”.
But amongst the valid points and the demonstrating mood,
It would appear that some are there just to pick up the free food.
Money: It’s nice to know that the same lame excuses are bi-lingual.
The Chinese head of Wal-Mart has announced he’ll leave his post,
“To spend time with his family” is what he tried to boast.
But we’ve been around the block and we recognize chagrin,
It seems our best export to China is the ability to spin.
Sports: We can’t wait for the rematch.
The Series has been set and now we know which teams to cheer,
And in college the BCS released its first standings of the year.
But the coaches stole the story in the 49er’s and Lion’s fight,
And it’s kinda hard to decide whether Harbaugh or Schwartz was right.
Life: Perhaps Bjork was his inspiration?
Amidst Clooney’s new flick and “The Walking Dead” premiere,
This weekend brought us news that caused both dread and fear.
Stephen Tyler, that hot mess, will now sell clothes for the rich and hip,
We’re thinking the only thing worse is if he made liner for our lips.
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