Headlines: There goes our trip to Wally World.
The U.S. closed its Syrian embassy, slapped new sanctions on Iran,
Meanwhile in dealing with these nuts, Hilary’s doing the best she can.
But with 20 percent of our oil coming through the Hormuz Straights,
We’re thinking our summer driving tour is going to have to wait.
Money: Never work with kids or animals…or soccer players.
Another Super Bowl has come and gone and we just watched the ads,
They tell us everything we need to know about the current fads.
Based on this year’s crop we like babies, dogs and Eastwood,
But in the end there’s no disputing David Beckham looked quite good!
Sports: Most guys would probably want what Tom is holding.
THE game was pretty exciting, this was no Super Bore,
It was good until the end, and left us wanting more.
Eli was the QB who was exciting and could impel,
But Brady’s the one who gets to go home to Gisele.
Life: My word, I think my Corgis can dance better.
Madonna had her day and images of her will linger,
But it wasn’t really cool that M.I.A. gave us the finger.
We’re guessing neither of these artists will be asked to have high tea,
Or to perform for Queen Elizabeth at her Diamond Jubilee.