Headlines: We knew those “duck and cover” drills would pay off.
As if we didn’t have enough on our minds these days,
Solar storms are wreaking havoc in new and critical ways.
Navigation systems may go down, power grids may take a hit,
Which means we may hear the GPS lady get confused and say “Oh, Shit!”
Money: We’re going to work on that “beer belly” girdle.
Forbes is out this week with their annual billionaire list,
Gates, Slim, Buffet…you all get the gist.
But the newest club member invented the shapewear, Spanx,
Who knew that squeezing fat would result in billions in the bank?
Sports: The Stanford Band should be part of the deal.
Irsay says “it’s not about the money” but we all know it is,
He’s got his eye on Andrew Luck, the Stanford QB whiz.
But Peyton Manning is a class act, who has done the Colts fans proud,
We wish all football players were so articulately endowed.
Life: One smart cookie.
The Girl Scouts of America were founded 100 years ago,
By a quirky, childless woman by the name of Juliette Low.
Hilary Clinton and Barbara Walters are among those who did their stints,
But the greatest Girl Scout triumph? Those addicting, darn Thin Mints!
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