Thursday, September 22, 2011
Yesterday two inmates were killed by lethal injection,
Down in Texas and Georgia there usually isn’t much objection.
Whether they deserve it or not is for others to ascertain,
But we do know Perry supporters uncorked the champagne.
Bernanke bought $400B in bonds that he calls the “Twist”,
But is it just another plan that will get us riled up and pissed?
Because even though we can refi and have extra dough in our pockets,
Our money will be worthless when inflation skyrockets.
Well now, isn’t it interesting that the NFL’s decided,
To crack down on fake injuries that are ridiculous and misguided.
The conniving teams used them to get more time between downs,
But even this new ruling won’t help the hapless Browns.
“X-Factor” debuted last night, Simon Cowell is back for more,
Praising acts he loves, and shredding those that he abhors.
He says that it’s not “Idol”, it’s more polished and honed,
But one thing is the same: figuring out if Paula’s stoned.
How about a twist on the traditional Christmas letter? We can capture your whole year in verse (even the over-achieving kids).