Headlines: In Russia, You’re Free to Vote For The Only Person on the Ballot
After 12 years of Putin the Russian people are saying
The Prime Minister should be all done.
But it’s hard to elect someone new to the office
When only Kremlin-approved parties can run.
Money: Got Some Ungrateful Rug Rats This Christmas?
If your kids were not happy with their Christmas this year
And they think money still grows on trees,
You can tell them that you’ll fill their stocking again,
But you’ll charge them a re-stocking fee.
Sports: Bowled Over
The Poinsettia, the Little Caesar the Belk and the Pinstripe,
The Fiesta, the Music City, the Sun and the Insight.
The Potato, the Liberty, the Fight Hunger, the Alamo,
The Sugar, the Rose, the Outback the New Mexico.
Life: Tired of Bowls? Try One of These Top Books
The Leftovers, Bossypants, Death Comes to Pemberly,
In The Garden of Beasts, Catherine the Great, 11/22/63.
Last Man in Tower and Just My Type,
To Be Sung Underwater and A Stolen Life.
May Your 2012 Be Happy & Healthy
Bob & Suzanne