Headlines: Maybe the Alzheimer’s test is in order.
Rick Perry had a stumble at the debate the other night,
His fumbling and his stalling suggest his brain has taken flight.
If you have three things to remember and you can only recall two,
Then perhaps the job of President is not the one for you.
Money: If it’s Thursday the market must be up.
Who the heck can plan their budget in this age of market swings,
Never knowing from week to week what stock prices will bring.
If it isn’t Greece, it’s Italy or some company’s fallen flat,
We need to have a Ouija board – is there an app for that?
Sports: No, football is not the most important thing…even in Happy Valley.
JoePa’s out at Penn State after sixty-one years,
Resulting in reactions from rioting to tears.
He was a great coach in his prime but this should be understood,
He didn’t have the courage to stand up when he should.
Life: We hear Kim Kardashian is available.
Piers Morgan has decided that he will quit his job,
On the “America’s Got Talent” judging panel mob.
His replacement will no doubt need to agree to certain terms:
Humor Sharon’s ramblings and don’t give Howie any germs.
The holidays are approaching…why not give someone a redposey?