Headlines: Romney Practices Presidential Double-Speak
Did Romney hire illegal help to care for his lawn and yard?
He said in the debates this week that to know was really hard.
He bobbed and weaved so deftly, we didn’t know what he meant;
It looks like he is well-equipped to be our next president.
Money: The One Step Forward, Two Steps Back Government Waltz
Social Security benefits, for the first time in three years
Will increase by 3.9 percent; we could hear the senior cheers.
But before they spend that money, there something they should know;
Their medical expenses will increase by four-point-oh.
Sports: It’s A Small World After All
It’s the start of the ‘Fall Classic’ when the rest of the world we snub;
With the exception of Toronto, which we’ve let into our club;
Other countries that play baseball must surely feel quite slighted;
As we call it the World Series, but no other countries are invited.
Life: Believe Him Or Not
Sometimes the weather’s sunny, sometimes a huge downpour,
But this week, climate guru and former veep Al Gore
Has warned us of our failings, global warming he lamented
In a story on the Internet, which he’ll tell you he invented.
Cat got your tongue? He brought it to us at: