DUMB ACTS

Headlines:  Maybe the Alzheimer’s test is in order.

Rick Perry had a stumble at the debate the other night,

His fumbling and his stalling suggest his brain has taken flight.

If you have three things to remember and you can only recall two,

Then perhaps the job of President is not the one for you.

Money:  If it’s Thursday the market must be up.

Who the heck can plan their budget in this age of market swings,

Never knowing from week to week what stock prices will bring.

If it isn’t Greece, it’s Italy or some company’s fallen flat,

We need to have a Ouija board – is there an app for that?

Sports:     No, football is not the most important thing…even in Happy Valley.

JoePa’s out at Penn State after sixty-one years,

Resulting in reactions from rioting to tears.

He was a  great coach in his prime but this should be understood,

He didn’t have the courage to stand up when he should.

Life:  We hear Kim Kardashian is available.

Piers Morgan has decided that he will quit his job,

On the “America’s Got Talent” judging panel mob.

His replacement will no doubt need to agree to certain terms:

Humor Sharon’s ramblings and don’t give Howie any germs.

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IT’S UNOFFICIALLY FALL


September 6, 2011

With Labor Day behind us the campaigns get more intense,

But the Presidential season has seldom made less sense.

The Republicans are bickering, Obama’s back is to the wall,

Huckabee leads the Gallup, and he’s not in the race at all!

European stock markets have gone into the dumps,

Based mostly on the U.S. unemployment slump.

Now in addition to our recovery and our job goals to pursue,

Apparently we have to worry about rescuing Europe too.

College football is back again to amuse and entertain,

And most of the top teams did well, except for Notre Dame.

TCU lost a close game, with Baylor scoring late,

And the reigning champs, the Auburn Tigers nearly lost to Utah State

The annual MDA Telethon carried on with Jerry gone,

Nigel Lithgoe and some beauties capably carried on.

They raised $61M in six hours, more than in past years,

Looks like people are willing to pay not to have Jerry appear.

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