Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Our embassy opens in Tripoli soon,
With rebels just catching their breath.
To inspire them, we’ve put up a banner that says,
‘Give me Libya or give me death’
A waiter’s attention is oft hard to get
And sometimes they make a mistake.
So restaurants are putting their menu on iPads,
Now your server is never on break.
The league has been called the Pac 8, 10 and 12,
But there won’t be a Pac 16 now.
To Oklahoma they’ve talked and to Texas as well,
But to both they have finally said, ciao.
Full Tilt Poker is one of the top poker sites,
But we’re told that it’s not what it seems.
They say Texas Hold ‘Em’s the game that they play,
But they’re playing a big Ponzi scheme.
What the hell is a redposey?