{"id":10500,"date":"2021-12-27T08:45:18","date_gmt":"2021-12-27T16:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=10500"},"modified":"2021-12-27T08:31:09","modified_gmt":"2021-12-27T16:31:09","slug":"a-holidaze-poem-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=10500","title":{"rendered":"A &#8216;Holidaze&#8217; Poem . . . or Not!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Bob Sparrow<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2018Twas the week after Christmas<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In a year of unrest<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Let\u2019s review what\u2019s just happened<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The worst and the best<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=10505\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10505\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-10505\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/grinch-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The year started out<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">with a Capitol riot<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And a new president,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But D. Trump didn\u2019t buy it<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tiger Woods crashed his car<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">After one of his rounds<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2018Cause he couldn\u2019t drive straight<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So he drove out of bounds<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The news was still filled<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">With street gangs and shooters<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And stores were still targets<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">For bandits and looters<\/p>\n<p>OK, I was trying to write a creative and uplifting holiday poem, something recapping the year \u2013 both good and bad.\u00a0 But as I scanned the Internet searching for this year&#8217;s events, I saw nothing but bad news; how the pandemic was growing, then the Delta variant, then the Omicron variant.\u00a0 After reviewing this past year, all I had to show for it were symptoms of &#8216;writer&#8217;s block&#8217; and I wondered if there was a shot for that &#8211; I&#8217;m thinking whiskey!<\/p>\n<p>Realizing that we were mostly dividing the country only with politics, we apparently needed something else to disagree<a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=10506\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10506\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-10506 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/2021.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/2021.jpg 225w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/2021-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a> on, so up pops the Coronavirus vaccine.\u00a0 Was it effective?\u00a0 Was it too soon?\u00a0 Was it science?\u00a0 Was it politics?\u00a0 Was it the bottom line for pharmaceutical companies?\u00a0 We&#8217;ve been told to &#8216;believe the science,&#8217; but the science seems to be on whatever side you want it to be on.\u00a0 So now we&#8217;ve got people who believe the vaccine will save lives and others who believe the vaccine will cost lives. \u00a0And some that just say they aren&#8217;t going to let the government tell them what to do.<\/p>\n<p>What a year!\u00a0 Well, at least we ended the war in Afghanistan this year.\u00a0 OK, maybe that wasn&#8217;t handled particularly well either.<\/p>\n<p>Crime in most major cities reached record highs this year, based on our tolerance for looting and the notion that the police should probably be defunded.<\/p>\n<p>The whipped cream on top of the year&#8217;s sundae is that inflation has now raised its ugly head \u2013 so we&#8217;ve got that going for us.\u00a0 We didn&#8217;t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, we handled that on our own.\u00a0 Bring back the poem!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But some good things have happened<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Like my reverse mortgage biz<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So I think I&#8217;ll enjoy<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pops famous ice cream fizz<\/p>\n<p>As a final insult this year, I got a note from Santa in my stocking saying, I\u2019ve read your blog and next year I\u2019m getting you a dictionary, a thesaurus and spellcheck!<\/p>\n<p>So, this New Years, rather than wishing someone a &#8220;Happy New Year&#8221;, I&#8217;m going to wish them a <strong><em>Happier <\/em><\/strong>New Year \u2013 happier than the last two years!\u00a0 It\u2019s bound to be . . . right?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Bob Sparrow \u2018Twas the week after Christmas In a year of unrest Let\u2019s review what\u2019s just happened The worst and the best The year started out with a Capitol riot And a new president, But D. 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