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<\/a><\/p>\nThe recent fiasco surrounding Manti Te\u2019o\u2019s<\/b> non-existent girlfriend (photo at left shows her in the shower) and things like the 11 million views on YouTube showing how the federal government<\/strong> and the Screen Actors Guild<\/b> conspired to create the \u2018Sandy Hook Hoax\u2019, have me convinced that our culture will not let the facts stand in the way of a good conspiracy theory.\u00a0 Not that people haven\u2019t been lied to by their government, or the Screen Actors Guild for that matter, but as a public service I\u2019d like to put forth the real truth about some of our most popular conspiracies.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n If you think that there is a possibility that Michael <\/b>and Janet Jackson<\/b> were actually the same person or that the \u2018grassy knoll\u2019<\/b> was never Supported by:<\/b> Al Gore, who told us so<\/p>\n Anti-Conspiracy:<\/b> Global warming is a hoax perpetrated by Carrier, the air conditioning people and a few awning and umbrella companies.<\/p>\n The Truth: <\/b>My anecdotal findings are that the globe seems to be warmer in the summer, so I lean toward the global warming theory, but it seems to cool down in the winter, so I can\u2019t be sure. I\u2019m going to read Al Gore<\/b>\u2019s book, An Inconvenient Truth –\u00a0<\/i><\/b>it\u2019s on the Internet, which he invented.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0 Supported by:<\/b>\u00a0Those who had high-tech record players back in the day that could play Beatles<\/strong> records backwards and hear Paul actually say that he was dead at the time.<\/p>\n Anti-Conspiracy:<\/b> Paul was late for the album photo shoot and forgot to put on his shoes.\u00a0 What amazingly has gone unnoticed over the years is that Ringo is not wearing any underwear in the photo \u2013 he is not dead either.<\/p>\n The Truth: <\/b>Paul is alive and actually came closer to death when a judge told him he had to pay Heather Mill<\/b> $235 million in his divorce settlement.<\/b><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n Supported by:<\/b> Elvis weighed approximately 275 pounds at the time of his \u2018supposed\u2019 death, yet the casket \u2018they\u2019 say he was buried in weighed only 210 pounds.<\/p>\n Anti-Conspiracy: <\/b>The king didn\u2019t fake his death, but actually died three days later after finishing second in a chili dog eating contest at the Dunes Hotel<\/b> in Las Vegas<\/b>.<\/p>\n The Truth:<\/b>\u00a0Elvis\u2019 death has never been certified and rumors fly around this time of year when an elderly duet that looks an awful lot like an aging, 65 pound lighter\u00a0Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa<\/b>, appear for their dinner show\u00a0in Sun City<\/b>, Las Vegas.<\/p>\n Supported by<\/b>: All those who claim to have written them<\/p>\n Anti-Conspiracy:<\/b> Shakespeare actually wrote the plays, but in a hurry to get to the airport one morning, left them at a table at Starbuck\u2019s where they were ultimately picked up by Francis Bacon, Christopher Marlowe <\/b>and Woody Allen. <\/b><\/p>\n The Truth:<\/b> Who cares?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Supported by:<\/b> \u00a0A \u2018moon set\u2019 was found inside an old cheese warehouse in the New Mexico desert; they also found a man in the warehouse with a large, round, glowing, orange face.<\/p>\n Anti-Conspiracy: <\/b>No New Mexico license plates were found on the lunar lander.<\/p>\n The Truth:<\/b>\u00a0We of course landed on the moon and ended up bringing back some aliens and weather balloons and accidentally left them just outside a warehouse in Roswell, New Mexico.<\/b><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n I may be a little confused about that moon landing thing, but hopefully I\u2019ve cleared up a lot of conspiracies for you theorists out there; although things like, \u2018Is wedding cake really a birth control method?\u2019 <\/b>still remains a mystery to us. <\/b><\/p>\n Subscribe and you can more easily delete\u00a0the weekly\u00a0email.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" by Bob Sparrow “The great mass of people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.” \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf The recent fiasco surrounding Manti Te\u2019o\u2019s non-existent girlfriend (photo at left shows her … read more<\/a><\/a>really examined as thoroughly as it could have been, then you need to read on.<\/p>\n<\/a>Conspiracy: <\/b>global warming is a real threat<\/p>\n<\/a>Conspiracy: Paul McCartney<\/b> walking barefoot on the Abby Road<\/b> album cover proves that he was actually dead.<\/p>\n<\/a>Conspiracy:<\/b> Elvis<\/b> faked his death<\/p>\n<\/a>Conspiracy<\/b>: Shakespeare<\/b> didn\u2019t write his plays<\/p>\n<\/a><\/b>Conspiracy:<\/b> We never landed on the moon<\/p>\n