{"id":144,"date":"2011-09-09T07:31:11","date_gmt":"2011-09-09T14:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2011-09-09T07:31:11","modified_gmt":"2011-09-09T14:31:11","slug":"american-jobs-act-1-scene-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"American Jobs Act 1 Scene 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Friday, September 9, 2011<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Our president spoke harshly to Congress last night;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Half applauded, while the other half groaned.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Obama\u2019s determined to create and save jobs,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Top priority is saving his own.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">It\u2019s going the way of vinyl records and the vacuum tube,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">It\u2019s as out of date as a hula hoop and a Rubik\u2019s cube<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Its future is like that of the typewriter, or so the techies say;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Just when I learned to run the darn thing, the PC\u2019s becoming pass\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Wives are being ignored , so girlfriends they\u2019ll call;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Or perhaps they\u2019ll spend a bit more time at the local mall.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">They thought that they were married, but their husbands have departed;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">They\u2019ve crawled into their man caves, \u2018cuz football season\u2019s started.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">If the economy\u2019s getting you down<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">And by the market you\u2019re getting drubbed;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">You can escape to the 60s this TV season<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">On <em>Pan Am\u00ad<\/em> to the <em>Playboy Club<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">&#8212;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>For a personalized poem or tribute go to our website at:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>www. redposey. com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday, September 9, 2011 Our president spoke harshly to Congress last night; Half applauded, while the other half groaned. 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