{"id":18,"date":"2011-08-18T08:24:23","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T15:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2011-08-18T08:24:23","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T15:24:23","slug":"perry-bernanke-and-tiger-oh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Perry, Bernanke and Tiger, Oh My!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thursday, August 18th<\/sup><\/strong><\/p>\n

The U.S. wants Assad to step aside,<\/p>\n

We can no longer tolerate his genocide.<\/p>\n

Perry slams Bernanke, Obama\u2019s on a bus,<\/p>\n

But is anyone really looking out for us?<\/p>\n

–<\/p>\n

Newspapers are being stolen in moves quite rash,<\/p>\n

So coupons can be clipped to save extra cash.<\/p>\n

The Justice Department is probing S&P,<\/p>\n

HHS proposes clear language for health policies.<\/p>\n

–<\/p>\n

The \u201cdeath penalty\u201d may be invoked on Miami,<\/p>\n

And Suh has been hit with a fine that\u2019s a whammy.<\/p>\n

Expanded MLB playoffs are now in doubt,<\/p>\n

And Freddy may pick Tiger to help the team out.<\/p>\n

–<\/p>\n

Kim Kardashian is consulting with Vera Wang,<\/p>\n

Brian Wilson\u2019s re-writing songs for the Disney gang.<\/p>\n

\u201cWatch the Throne\u201d now rules the music world,<\/p>\n

And wouldn\u2019t it have been better if Depardieu had just hurled?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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