{"id":190,"date":"2011-09-16T05:00:37","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T12:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2011-09-16T05:00:37","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T12:00:37","slug":"saving-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"SAVING FACE"},"content":{"rendered":"

Friday, September 16, 2011<\/strong><\/p>\n

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That nut-job Ahmadinejad may give an early release,<\/p>\n

To the two American hikers, for half a million bucks apiece.<\/p>\n

It might be reasonable to ask as a condition of their bail,<\/p>\n

That next time they confine themselves to the Appalachian Trail.<\/p>\n

–<\/p>\n

Seems plastic surgery clinics are the fastest growing biz,<\/p>\n

To take care of those who don\u2019t appreciate their face \u201cas is\u201d.<\/p>\n

However, some performing the surgeries are not really qualified,<\/p>\n

Leaving the patients feeling \u2013 and looking \u2013 very petrified.<\/p>\n

–<\/p>\n

This weekend is the anticipated Mayweather-Ortiz fight,<\/p>\n

It promises to be a smash-up, with insults thrown all night.<\/p>\n

Mayweather thinks that Ortiz is a punk and rather new,<\/p>\n

And that HBO should honor him and call it \u201cMay-per-view\u201d.<\/p>\n

–<\/p>\n

Sunday night the Emmy\u2019s will reward the year\u2019s best shows,<\/p>\n

Some will be deserving, and some just really blow.<\/p>\n

We can only hope the reality craze is deemed a passing fad,<\/p>\n

Or we\u2019ll have to brace ourselves for more seasons of \u201cBachelor Pad\u201d.<\/p>\n

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For personalized poems, tributes or roasts visit our website at<\/strong><\/p>\n

www.redposey.com<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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