{"id":201,"date":"2011-09-20T06:43:32","date_gmt":"2011-09-20T13:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2011-09-20T06:43:32","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T13:43:32","slug":"meta-world-peace-give-me-a-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"Metta World Peace? Give Me A Break!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tuesday, September 20, 2011<\/strong><\/p>\n

Let\u2019s start with a drug deal gone terribly wrong
\nFor some skanky drug dealers in far off Hong Kong.
\nA ton of cocaine was in boxes, bags, hoses,
\nWhich is better than finding it up our kid\u2019s noses.
\n–
\nWhat\u2019s this change going on in the fast food restaurants?
\nNow it\u2019s lettuce, tomatoes, healthy food that they flaunt.
\nWe use to go there for double burgers and fries,
\nNow it yogurt they\u2019re asking if we want super-sized.
\n–
\nIsaac Newton was known for his bodies in motion,
\nHis laws and his apple caused quite a commotion.
\nCam Newton\u2019s the body that\u2019s in motion this season;
\nPassing 800 yards in two games is the reason.
\n–
\nRon Artesst\u00a0changed his name to Metta World Peace,
\nNow he\u2019s Dancing With The Stars<\/em>, I guess wonders never cease.
\nAs the dance that we\u2019ll remember is when a fan he chased,
\nAs he waltzed into the bleachers and punched him in the face.<\/p>\n

– – –<\/p>\n

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