{"id":230,"date":"2011-09-27T06:00:05","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=230"},"modified":"2011-09-27T06:00:05","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T13:00:05","slug":"stop-the-silliness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=230","title":{"rendered":"STOP THE SILLINESS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 Do we have ourselves a \u201cSituation\u201d?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Chris Christie axed the tax credit for \u201cThe Jersey Shore\u201d,<\/p>\n

Saying taxpayers shouldn\u2019t foot the bill for that drivel anymore.<\/p>\n

While Christie may not run for prez, he sure is a smart cookie,<\/p>\n

\u2018Cause he calls \u2018em as he sees \u2018em, even when it\u2019s Snookie.<\/p>\n

Money:\u00a0 Is there a charge for walking in the door?<\/strong><\/p>\n

It seems that more and more we\u2019re being squeezed for every buck,<\/p>\n

Now banks will charge us more just when we\u2019re all down on our luck.<\/p>\n

Checking accounts will rarely be free, add that to our list of fines,<\/p>\n

The banks are beginning to nickel and dime us just like the airlines.<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 Is there a \u201cno-tell\u201d clause in that contract?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tigers Woods signed a new caddie, Joe LaCava is his name,<\/p>\n

He has hopes that this new \u201clooper\u201d will improve his mind and game.<\/p>\n

Why Freddie\u2019s former caddie would sign with Tiger has us vexed,<\/p>\n

But we do know his main job will be keeping track of Tiger\u2019s texts.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 We\u2019re a long way from Archie and Veronica<\/strong><\/p>\n

DC Comics has unleashed a new series of Teen Titans,<\/p>\n

Super Boy will save the day and Thrice will scare and frighten.<\/p>\n

A gay character that builds brick walls is a new invention,<\/p>\n

We can hardly wait to see the next ComicCon convention.<\/p>\n

Need to order an invitation to a holiday party? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Why not have us do it in verse?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Go to <\/strong>www.redposey.com<\/strong><\/a> to learn more.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 Do we have ourselves a \u201cSituation\u201d?\u00a0 Chris Christie axed the tax credit for \u201cThe Jersey Shore\u201d, Saying taxpayers shouldn\u2019t foot the bill for that drivel anymore. While Christie may not run for prez, he sure is a smart cookie, … read more<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p31aN0-3I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}