The news is getting worse with time;<\/p>\n
Sometimes we get too pissed to rhyme.<\/p>\n
\u00a0Headlines:\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong>Are you sh*ting me?\u00a0 Our fiscal year ends Friday and our elected representatives are politicking, brinksmanshiping, threatening another government shutdown as the Disaster Relief Funds has become a political football.\u00a0 You know who really needs Disaster Relief?\u00a0 We do; the disaster is the people running our government.\u00a0 Democrat, Republican or Independent, I\u2019m campaigning for anyone who isn\u2019t an incumbent.<\/p>\n Money: <\/strong>Are you sh*ting me?\u00a0 Quit sugar-coating it, the stock market is nothing like a roller coaster ride \u2013 at least there\u2019s some enjoyment there; we\u2019re walking under a piano that\u2019s being dropped from a three-story building.\u00a0 We don\u2019t know about you, but we certainly can\u2019t figure out what the Germans are going to do about the Greeks or what the Chinese are going to do with all our debt.\u00a0 Best money idea \u2013 backyard, coffee can, shovel.<\/p>\n Sports:<\/strong> Are you sh*ting me?\u00a0\u00a0 The Dallas Cowboys win a game where the only way they score is by kicking 6 field goals.\u00a0 If you can\u2019t score a touchdown, you shouldn\u2019t win the\u00a0 game.\u00a0 Rumor has it that the Cowboys were inspired by the following quote that was hanging in their locker room: \u201cI keek a touchdown\u201d<\/em>\u00a0 Garo Yepremian, 1966<\/strong><\/p>\n Life: <\/strong>Are you sh*ting me? Saudi Arabia might be allowing women to vote . . . in 2015!\u00a0 However Saudi women will still not be able to travel, work, marry, get divorced, be admitted to a hospital or live independently without permission from a male guardian.\u00a0 Can you say oil independence?<\/p>\n And one last thing: <\/strong>Are you sh*ting me?\u00a0 Our financially strapped government is looking to provide college scholarships to illegal aliens.\u00a0 Not that our elected Have a nice\u00a0day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The news is getting worse with time; Sometimes we get too pissed to rhyme. \u00a0Headlines:\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Are you sh*ting me?\u00a0 Our fiscal year ends Friday and our elected representatives are politicking, brinksmanshiping, threatening another government shutdown as the Disaster Relief … read more
\nrepresentative should know the law or anything, but that is aiding and abetting
\na criminal . . . and that\u2019s a FELONY.<\/p>\n