{"id":240,"date":"2011-09-29T06:30:05","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T13:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=240"},"modified":"2011-09-29T06:30:05","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T13:30:05","slug":"everyones-on-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=240","title":{"rendered":"EVERYONE’S ON FIRE"},"content":{"rendered":"

AHEM\u2026well now, after letting off a little steam yesterday we\u2019re back to our rhyming format.\u00a0 However, we are always seeking to improve and love to get feedback, so if you would like more \u201copinion pieces\u201d in the future, or have any other thoughts about our blog, please leave a comment below.<\/strong><\/p>\n

And now for today\u2019s news:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

HEADLINES:\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0But will it make my coffee in the morning?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Amazon has announced its new tablet \u201cFire\u201d,<\/p>\n

And at a price of $199 it truly is inspired.<\/p>\n

You can stream movies and music, even MJ\u2019s \u201cThriller\u201d,<\/p>\n

But the real question is, is it an i-Pad killer?<\/p>\n

BUSINESS:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t we have enough of an obesity problem?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fast food joints have seen their sales in deep decline,<\/p>\n

So now they\u2019re offering deals to entice you in to dine.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s see, on the same day we read that health premiums are up,<\/p>\n

We\u2019re not sure what we need are cheaper<\/em> Slurpee cups.<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 We hope the sumo wrestlers are not part of this program.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

ESPN\u2019s has named the athletes to be in its \u00a0\u201cBody Issue\u201d,<\/p>\n

They\u2019ll pose almost nude, with some strategically placed tissue.<\/p>\n

Among them Hope Solo and Jose Reyes will stare into the lens darkly,<\/p>\n

We\u2019re just praying they don\u2019t decide to bring back Charles Barkley.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 Who gets the eyebrow trimmer from his office?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The clock has finally ticked down for \u201c60 Minutes\u2019\u201d Andy Rooney,<\/p>\n

Who \u2013 we must admit- can be a bit disgruntled and loony.<\/p>\n

But he offered the best advice about handling credit card offers,<\/p>\n

Send the pre-paid envelope back empty – the postage comes out of their coffers!<\/p>\n

Surely you have a friend or relative that deserves a special birthday tribute \u2013 visit www.redposey.com<\/a> to order one today!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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