{"id":250,"date":"2011-10-03T06:12:12","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T13:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=250"},"modified":"2011-10-03T06:12:12","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T13:12:12","slug":"they-just-dont-give-a-flying-puck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=250","title":{"rendered":"THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A FLYING PUCK"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 Please pass the Grey Poupon.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Brooklyn Bridge was closed on Saturday and 700 were arrested,<\/p>\n

The group \u201cOccupy Wall Street\u201d kept the thoroughfares congested.<\/p>\n

They\u2019re trying to focus attention on the greed of the big shots,<\/p>\n

But the executives couldn\u2019t hear them \u2013 they\u2019re all out on their yachts.<\/p>\n

Business:\u00a0 So, we all just need to spend more <\/em>money?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Economists just reported consumer spending hit its low,<\/p>\n

And the economy for the next 10 years will most likely remain slow.<\/p>\n

They say that Christmas will be lean with so many people on the dole,<\/p>\n

Guess Santa should be stocking up on lots of lumps of coal.<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 Karma, baby.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sidney Crosby of the Penguins has had problems with concussions,<\/p>\n

And whether he should play or not has been the subject of discussions.<\/p>\n

We think it\u2019s part of some grand scheme, if we may be so bold,<\/p>\n

To pay him back for keeping us from winning Olympic gold.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 Did he celebrate with Dr. Pepper?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Not much news occurred this weekend, and you know it\u2019s slow when,<\/p>\n

There\u2019s lots printed about another wedding for Jennifer Aniston.<\/p>\n

The biggest event that we saw, a sight we couldn\u2019t miss,<\/p>\n

Was Gene Simmons getting married and sealing it with a KISS.<\/p>\n

Give a wedding present that can\u2019t be duplicated \u2013 a tribute to the life of the happy couple!\u00a0 Visit <\/strong>www.redposey.com<\/strong><\/a> to order.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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