{"id":2548,"date":"2014-02-10T05:00:05","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T13:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=2548"},"modified":"2014-02-09T14:31:37","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T22:31:37","slug":"the-poppins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=2548","title":{"rendered":"PERFECTING &#8220;THE POPPINS&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Suzanne Sparrow Watson<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2566\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Martini.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2566\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2566\" alt=\"Martini\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Martini-150x150.jpeg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2566\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Original<\/p><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">Those of you who follow my brother or me on Facebook know that last Friday would have been our dad&#8217;s<\/span><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\"> 100th birthday<\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">. \u00a0For those of you who don&#8217;t follow us&#8230;it still would have been his 100th birthday. \u00a0He was a much-loved man, affectionately known as &#8220;Poppins&#8221; to one and all. \u00a0Whenever our family gets together we tell funny stories about him and do <\/span><strong style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">&#8220;The Poppins&#8221;<\/strong><span style=\"line-height: 1.5em;\">. \u00a0What is that, you ask? \u00a0Well, whenever Pop&#8217;s martini ran dry, he would set the empty glass on top of his bald, round head, signifying that a refill was necessary. \u00a0He did it at home, of course, but also in restaurants, bars, and airplanes. \u00a0It never ceased to get a laugh&#8230;and an immediate refill. \u00a0So now that he&#8217;s gone, anyone who puts an empty glass on their head is doing &#8220;The Poppins&#8221;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Last Christmas as the family was gathered at Bob&#8217;s house we talked about how we might turn &#8220;The Poppins&#8221; into a marketing tool for a liquor company. \u00a0We agreed that we first needed to make it a &#8220;thing&#8221; &#8211; kind of like Miley Cyrus and her twerking, only funnier and not disgusting. \u00a0We had a fun conversation about it and plenty of laughs and then forgot all about it. \u00a0But last week, on what would have been his 100th birthday, we posted a picture of him and requested that everyone \u00a0hoist a glass in his honor. \u00a0 We got some amazing toasts but also received pictures of people doing &#8220;The Poppins&#8221;. \u00a0We thought it might be fun for everyone to join in so, really as a public service, herewith is a primer on how to do &#8220;The Poppins&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>1. \u00a0<strong>Start Simple &#8211; and Unbreakable. \u00a0<\/strong>This is critical. \u00a0No one thinks it is funny or cute to have broken glass and red wine spilled on their white carpeting. \u00a0So start<a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/photo-4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2543\" alt=\"photo (4)\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/photo-4-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a> slowly. \u00a0A plastic cup is perfect. \u00a0In fact in my opinion the <strong>Red Solo cup<\/strong> people ought to be jumping on &#8220;The Poppins&#8221; bandwagon. \u00a0Next, a little bit of liquid adds weight and makes it easier to balance. \u00a0Trust me on this. \u00a0At our dad&#8217;s memorial service I took a plastic cup up to the podium so I could demonstrate &#8220;The Poppins&#8221; to the SRO crowd. \u00a0I knew I was on thin ice to begin with and didn&#8217;t want to further annoy the minister by having the cup tumble all over the altar. \u00a0So I filled the cup half way with water. \u00a0It worked like a charm, although I think I am still going straight to hell after that stunt. \u00a0In any event, as pictured right, our good friend <strong>Marge Dunn<\/strong> sent us a picture on Friday of her doing &#8220;The Poppins&#8221; and she has done everything right &#8211; plastic cup for outdoors, still filled with liquid, and grinning from ear to ear. \u00a0Perfection!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Jeff-doing-the-Poppins.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2542 alignleft\" alt=\"Jeff doing the Poppins\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Jeff-doing-the-Poppins-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>2.<strong> \u00a0Improvising is Key<\/strong>\u00a0. \u00a0Sometimes, it is not just a martini or wine glass that needs filling. \u00a0As you can see from the picture at left, Bob&#8217;s son <strong>Jeff<\/strong> chose to do &#8220;The Poppins&#8221; at work. \u00a0Since pretty much every workplace frowns on consuming alcohol during working hours, he chose to improvise. \u00a0Smart boy! \u00a0A coffee mug is a perfectly acceptable tool and is also good for beginners. \u00a0My husband has been putting his empty coffee cup on his head for years now. \u00a0Long ago he figured out that whenever I saw him do that I would chuckle and think of my dad. \u00a0So instead of saying something like, &#8220;Gee, dear, why don&#8217;t you get up and pour your own cup of coffee?&#8221;, I gingerly pick it up off his head and toddle off into the kitchen. \u00a0I suspect he is secretly teaching the dog how to balance his bowl but I can&#8217;t be certain.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>3. \u00a0<strong>&#8220;The Poppins&#8221; Masters<\/strong>. \u00a0Eventually, with enough practice, you will be able to graduate from plastic cups and coffee mugs to fine stemware. \u00a0This gets tricky and should be done with some amount of judgement (assuming that <em>anyone<\/em> who is putting a glass on their head has some judgement). \u00a0For example, if you&#8217;re going to your new boss&#8217; house for the first time, I wouldn&#8217;t try doing &#8220;The Poppins&#8221; with their <strong>Waterford wine glasses<\/strong>. \u00a0However, I once was at a corporate retreat (&#8220;retreat&#8221; meaning 10 minutes of business and 5 hours of golf) followed by a small cocktail party, where I demonstrated &#8220;The Poppins&#8221;. \u00a0We then repaired to the hotel&#8217;s snobby dining room where the waiter apparently thought we were in a gulag. \u00a0No water, no bread, no service. \u00a0But&#8230;at the<em> slight<\/em> encouragement of my teammates, I put the very fine wine stem on my head and VOILA! the waiter came rushing over to our table. \u00a0So&#8230;&#8221;The Poppins&#8221; really does have some practical applications. \u00a0Two of the best practitioners of &#8220;The Poppins&#8221; in our family are daughter <strong>Wendy<\/strong> and brother <strong>Bob<\/strong>, pictured here. \u00a0You can only aspire to be this good.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/photo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2541 alignnone\" alt=\"photo\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/photo-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Bob-doing-The-Poppins.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-2550 alignnone\" alt=\"Bob doing The Poppins\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Bob-doing-The-Poppins-150x150.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It is truly a skill worth learning. \u00a0You will have fun, make people laugh, and get your glass refilled at record speed. What could be better than that? \u00a0So help us popularize &#8220;The Poppins&#8221; at your next outing and let us know how it goes. \u00a0Disclaimer: \u00a0Breakage, dry cleaning bills and humiliation are to be assumed by the trainee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Suzanne Sparrow Watson Those of you who follow my brother or me on Facebook know that last Friday would have been our dad&#8217;s 100th birthday. \u00a0For those of you who don&#8217;t follow us&#8230;it still would have been his 100th &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=2548\">read more<span class=\"meta-nav\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2566,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[936,6],"tags":[1322,93,1324,1321,358,1319,1317,1320,1316,1323,1318],"class_list":["post-2548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-family","category-opinion","tag-balancing-a-drink-on-your-head","tag-bob-sparrow","tag-coffee-mugs","tag-drinks","tag-jack-sparrow","tag-jeff-sparrow","tag-marge-dunn","tag-red-solo-cups","tag-the-poppins","tag-waterford-crystal","tag-wendy-topalian"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Martini.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p31aN0-F6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2548"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2567,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2548\/revisions\/2567"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}