{"id":263,"date":"2011-10-05T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2011-10-05T13:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=263"},"modified":"2011-10-05T06:00:44","modified_gmt":"2011-10-05T13:00:44","slug":"put-up-pay-up-shut-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"PUT UP, PAY UP, SHUT UP"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 This gives him four more years to fit into the Superman suit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The suspense is finally over, the guesswork is kaput,<\/p>\n

The 2012 election won\u2019t have Chris Christie underfoot.<\/p>\n

He says it\u2019s not his time, at least that\u2019s what he swore,<\/p>\n

But we think it\u2019s more a matter of \u201calways leave \u2018em wanting more\u201d.<\/p>\n

Business:\u00a0 Will the stadium seats be made of fine Corinthian leather?<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Superdome will now be named for Mercedes Benz,<\/p>\n

Who join in the resurgence of naming-rights trends.<\/p>\n

We hope this means good things and makes the locals smile,<\/p>\n

And that next time there\u2019s a hurricane, they can evacuate in style.<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 Are you ready for some goofball?<\/strong><\/p>\n

It hardly seemed official, no Hank Williams on MNF,<\/p>\n

But he was given a \u201ctime out\u201d by ESPN\u2019s refs.<\/p>\n

It should come as no surprise, as his railings seem to mount,<\/p>\n

Calling Obama and Biden the Three Stooges proves that he can\u2019t even count.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 Do they have to return the Bunny Tails?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

They learned how to do \u201cthe dip\u201d and practiced coy flirtation,<\/p>\n

But \u201cThe Playboy Club\u201d is now this season\u2019s first cancellation.<\/p>\n

Hef\u2019s had a bad year, lost his show and his \u201cgirl\u201d took flight,<\/p>\n

Maybe he should stick to \u201cgirls\u201d his age and start dating Betty White.<\/p>\n

Wouldn\u2019t you love to make someone\u2019s day just a bit brighter?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Send them a tribute from redposey!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Visit www.redposey.com<\/a> to start now.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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