{"id":276,"date":"2011-10-11T07:00:38","date_gmt":"2011-10-11T14:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=276"},"modified":"2011-10-11T07:00:38","modified_gmt":"2011-10-11T14:00:38","slug":"too-much-information","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=276","title":{"rendered":"TOO MUCH INFORMATION"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 We\u2019re guessing this was not funded by the One-A-Day company.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Multivitamins are now bad for us, was the latest news today,<\/p>\n

Causing heart attacks, cancer, and heck, probably tooth decay.<\/p>\n

If they banish all the vitamins we think that we\u2019ll be fine,<\/p>\n

We\u2019ll stick with the tried and true \u2013 dark chocolate and red wine.<\/p>\n

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Money:\u00a0 It\u2019s the G. I. Joe of soft drinks.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dr. Pepper has introduced a new diet drink called DP10,<\/p>\n

With silver bullets as its d\u00e9cor, they say it\u2019s aimed at men.<\/p>\n

Really? They think the d\u00e9cor will make a macho man try it?<\/p>\n

Only if it has boobs on the can will most men ask for \u201cdiet\u201d.<\/p>\n

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Sports:\u00a0 Did someone say \u201cperfect endings\u201d?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The weekend saw two fitting tributes in the world of sports,<\/p>\n

Proving that when it comes to games it really takes all sorts.<\/p>\n

The Raiders won for Al Davis, baby, in an emotional scene,<\/p>\n

And a fan launched a hot dog at Tiger while he was putting on the green.<\/p>\n

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Life:\u00a0 Is there no such thing as \u201ctoo personal\u201d anymore?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sharon Osbourne was off \u00a0“The Talk” and it caused a bit of doubt,<\/p>\n

But then she said she was absent to have her implants taken out.<\/p>\n

She went on to say that one breast had grown longer and had leaked,<\/p>\n

Gee, just hearing she was absent is when my interest level peaked.<\/p>\n

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