{"id":292,"date":"2011-10-20T07:25:48","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T14:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=292"},"modified":"2011-10-20T07:25:48","modified_gmt":"2011-10-20T14:25:48","slug":"im-from-the-government-and-im-here-to-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m From The Government And I&#8217;m Here To Help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\"><strong>Headlines: Romney Practices Presidential Double-Speak<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Did Romney hire illegal help to care for his lawn and yard?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">He said in the debates this week that to know was really hard.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">He bobbed and weaved so deftly, we didn\u2019t know what he meant;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">It looks like he is well-equipped to be our next president.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\" align=\"left\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Money: \u00a0The One Step Forward, Two Steps Back Government Waltz <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Social Security benefits, for the first time in three years<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Will increase by 3.9 percent; we could hear the senior cheers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But before they spend that money, there something they should know;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Their medical expenses will increase by four-point-oh.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Sports: It\u2019s A Small World After All <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\" align=\"left\">It\u2019s the start of the \u2018Fall Classic\u2019 when the rest of the world we snub;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">With the exception of Toronto, which we\u2019ve let into our club;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">\u00a0Other countries that play baseball must surely feel quite slighted;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">As we call it the World Series, but no other countries are invited.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>Life:\u00a0Believe Him Or Not\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Sometimes the weather\u2019s sunny, sometimes a huge downpour,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">But this week, climate guru and former veep Al Gore<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">Has warned us of our failings, global warming he lamented<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">In a story on the Internet, which he\u2019ll tell you he invented.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">&#8212;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\">\u00a0<strong>Cat got your tongue?\u00a0 He brought it to us at:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><strong>www.redposey.com<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headlines: Romney Practices Presidential Double-Speak Did Romney hire illegal help to care for his lawn and yard? 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