{"id":305,"date":"2011-10-25T07:00:16","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T14:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=305"},"modified":"2011-10-25T07:00:16","modified_gmt":"2011-10-25T14:00:16","slug":"the-boob-tube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=305","title":{"rendered":"THE BOOB TUBE"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 Keep the kids away from the debates!<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The experts now report that second-hand TV is bad for kids,<\/p>\n

Its distractions and diversions can put their learning on the skids.<\/p>\n

They say the kids need face time and interactive talk,<\/p>\n

Else they\u2019ll end up unable to simultaneously chew gum and \u00a0walk.<\/p>\n

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Money: Can we look forward to the McBratwurst?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

McDonald\u2019s has announced it is bringing back the McRib,<\/p>\n

And we have to say it looks tasty \u2013 about that we cannot fib.<\/p>\n

In Germany they offer it year \u2018round, but not here in the U.S.,<\/p>\n

Their marketers know what we cannot have will cause us to obsess.<\/p>\n

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Sports:\u00a0 Why don\u2019t we throw in a car and a house while we\u2019re at it?<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

We think the NCAA has finally lost its grip,<\/p>\n

They want to pay $2000 more on each athletic scholarship.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s in addition to tuition, books, board and all their fees,<\/p>\n

How about they start requiring that more athletes earn degrees?<\/p>\n

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Life:\u00a0 Newsflash:\u00a0 Stupid is \u201cin\u201d again.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

As if there isn\u2019t enough crap jamming the air waves,<\/p>\n

Beavis and Butthead are coming back with their antics and their raves.<\/p>\n

They\u2019ve been gone for 14 years but here\u2019s the real shock,<\/p>\n

This time \u2018round they aren\u2019t the stupidest TV program on the block.<\/p>\n

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Let us help you entertain your friends in ways you\u2019ve never imagined.\u00a0 Visit us at <\/strong>www.redposey.com<\/strong><\/a> to learn how.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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