{"id":336,"date":"2011-11-11T06:40:20","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T14:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=336"},"modified":"2011-11-11T06:40:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T14:40:20","slug":"dumb-acts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"DUMB ACTS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 Maybe the Alzheimer\u2019s test is in order.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rick Perry had a stumble at the debate the other night,<\/p>\n

His fumbling and his stalling suggest his brain has taken flight.<\/p>\n

If you have three things to remember and you can only recall two,<\/p>\n

Then perhaps the job of President is not the one for you.<\/p>\n

Money:\u00a0 If it\u2019s Thursday the market must be up.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Who the heck can plan their budget in this age of market swings,<\/p>\n

Never knowing from week to week what stock prices will bring.<\/p>\n

If it isn\u2019t Greece, it\u2019s Italy or some company\u2019s fallen flat,<\/p>\n

We need to have a Ouija board \u2013 is there an app for that?<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 No, football is not the most important thing\u2026even in Happy Valley.<\/strong><\/p>\n

JoePa\u2019s out at Penn State after sixty-one years,<\/p>\n

Resulting in reactions from rioting to tears.<\/p>\n

He was a \u00a0great coach in his prime but this should be understood,<\/p>\n

He didn\u2019t have the courage to stand up when he should.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 We hear Kim Kardashian is available.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Piers Morgan has decided that he will quit his job,<\/p>\n

On the \u201cAmerica\u2019s Got Talent\u201d judging panel mob.<\/p>\n

His replacement will no doubt need to agree to certain terms:<\/p>\n

Humor Sharon\u2019s ramblings and don\u2019t give Howie any germs.<\/p>\n

The holidays are approaching\u2026why not give someone a redposey?<\/strong><\/p>\n

www.redposey.com<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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