{"id":340,"date":"2011-11-15T07:21:29","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T15:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=340"},"modified":"2011-11-15T07:21:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-15T15:21:29","slug":"340","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=340","title":{"rendered":"Does Anybody’s Government Work?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines: It\u2019s Not My Job<\/strong><\/p>\n

President Giorgio Napolitano, told an irate Italian mob<\/p>\n

That fixing his own government was not part of his job.<\/p>\n

So to keep the masses happy as they tried to go berserk,<\/p>\n

He gave the task to Monti to see if he could make it work.<\/p>\n

Money: Saturn Permanently In Orbit <\/strong><\/p>\n

Just as General Motors started writing ink that\u2019s black,<\/p>\n

In the Saturn gear shift, inspectors found a little crack.<\/p>\n

To places you\u2019re not going, you may just have arrived,<\/p>\n

\u2018Cuz when you put the car in Park it might just be in Drive.<\/p>\n

Sports: Where Spirit is Still Alive<\/strong><\/p>\n

Does it seem that sports in general has lost that old rah-rah,<\/p>\n

With the stand-off in the NBA and the fall of Coach JoPa.<\/p>\n

If you\u2019re looking for a contest that doesn\u2019t have such shame,<\/p>\n

Stay in your local neighborhood and catch a high school game.<\/p>\n

Life: What if Kennedy Hadn\u2019t Been Assassinated?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Stephen King has written a novel called \u201811\/22\/63\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n

About that faithful day in Dallas when we lost John Kennedy.<\/p>\n

But of course it has a twist, he\u2019s got history reversed;<\/p>\n

In his story someone ends up shooting Harvey Oswald first.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Only 40 More Shopping Days Until Christmas and You Still Don\u2019t Know<\/strong><\/p>\n

What to Get Aunt Mildred.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Try: www.redposey.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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