{"id":364,"date":"2011-11-29T05:41:12","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T13:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=364"},"modified":"2011-11-29T05:41:12","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T13:41:12","slug":"one-down-434-to-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"ONE DOWN … 434 TO GO."},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 How can you extort money?\u00a0 Let me count the ways.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Barney Frank is retiring after three decades in his seat,<\/p>\n

Because of the redistricting he thinks he\u2019d go down in defeat.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re glad that once he\u2019s gone we\u2019ll no longer get the shaft,<\/p>\n

\u2018Cause he\u2019ll no longer have access to Fannie Mae and graft.<\/p>\n

Money:\u00a0 I still have checks so I must still have money.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Black Friday, Cyber Monday\u2026we\u2019re just so confused,<\/p>\n

We can\u2019t even remember which credit card we used.<\/p>\n

We got some awesome pricing on deals that can\u2019t be beat,<\/p>\n

I\u2019m sure my Uncle Jack will love the canned unicorn meat.<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 Tommy Trojan put down due to fatigue.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rick Neuheisel\u00a0was fired after four years on the job,<\/p>\n

Losing 50-0 to their rival angered the Bruin alumni mob.<\/p>\n

On the plus side, Urban Meyer was picked up at Ohio State,<\/p>\n

Hopefully he’ll avoid ol’ Jim Tressel’s fate.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0\u00a0 A little education could have gone a loooong way.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Miley Cyrus has a new video and a protest song\u2019s the lead,<\/p>\n

Lauding the \u201cOccupiers\u201d and denouncing corporate greed.<\/p>\n

Gee, if we recall correctly, (and I think we do),<\/p>\n

It was mean old Disney Corp. that made her dreams come true.<\/p>\n

–<\/p>\n

Oh the weather outside is frightening\u2026.so why not cheer it up with a redposey?<\/strong><\/p>\n

www.redposey.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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