{"id":387,"date":"2011-12-13T06:39:25","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T14:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.wordpress.com\/?p=387"},"modified":"2011-12-13T06:39:25","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T14:39:25","slug":"never-underestimate-the-power-of-an-ak-47-prayer-or-a-hot-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=387","title":{"rendered":"NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF AN AK-47, PRAYER OR A HOT WOMAN"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 Do they settle the election with a jump ball?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mikhail Prokhorov, the Nets\u2019 owner, wants to be the Russian prez,<\/p>\n

He will face Putin and won\u2019t be scared, or at least that\u2019s what he says.<\/p>\n

He acknowledged that even he isn\u2019t safe from gulag prison stays,<\/p>\n

At least his players can advise him on \u00a0surviving jailhouse days.<\/p>\n

Money:\u00a0 Perhaps people DO have too much discretionary income.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The retailers are weighing in on what\u2019s selling this holiday,<\/p>\n

Lego, Barbie and Elmo are apparently here to stay.<\/p>\n

Lingerie sales are way up and there\u2019s a new product for those who dare,<\/p>\n

You can impress your friends and family with a bra worn as outerwear.<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 I wouldn\u2019t bet against him.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Global Language Monitor has issued a decree,<\/p>\n

From now on it will be \u201cTebowing\u201d when a player takes a knee.<\/p>\n

Much has been made of Tim\u2019s actions but after Sunday\u2019s big comeback,<\/p>\n

Maybe we ought to just shut-up and give the guy some slack.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 The trifecta.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jen Aniston has been named the \u201cHottest Woman of All Time\u201d,<\/p>\n

At 42 years old she is smart and in her prime.<\/p>\n

All three Kardashian sisters made the covers of the trashy mags,<\/p>\n

Is it too early to declare them the \u201cAll Time Most Likely to Make You Gag\u201d?<\/p>\n

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What better stocking stuffer than a redposey?<\/p>\n

Visit www.redposey.com!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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