{"id":407,"date":"2011-12-27T06:51:01","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T14:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.wordpress.com\/?p=407"},"modified":"2011-12-27T06:51:01","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T14:51:01","slug":"is-it-over-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=407","title":{"rendered":"IS IT OVER YET?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 Peace and Joy went AWOL this year.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Christmas has come and gone and for us it was terrific,<\/p>\n

But the news from other places was tragic and horrific.<\/p>\n

Shootings, stabbings, fires \u2026 \u2018twas the worst Christmas ever for some,<\/p>\n

If this trend persists we\u2019ll need a LOT more buttered rum.<\/p>\n

Money:\u00a0 I hope they don\u2019t run out of those lovely Christmas sweaters.<\/strong><\/p>\n

After-Christmas shoppers have started snapping up the sales,<\/p>\n

\u201cManiac Monday\u201d deals brought shopping to a whole new scale.<\/p>\n

To sweaters, coats and jackets the bargain hunters were swarming,<\/p>\n

They\u2019d better hope that Gore was wrong about all that global warming.<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 Yeah, but did he get a Nutrisystem deal?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Drew Brees surpassed Marino as the passing title champ,<\/p>\n

Kobe\u2019s losing games \u2018cause his wife\u2019s left him cold and damp.<\/p>\n

The bowl games are beginning so this week we\u2019ll be affixed,<\/p>\n

To our sofas with some beer, Doritos and Chex Mix.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 We think God would understand.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Maria Shriver is considering taking Arnold back,<\/p>\n

Says her religion commands that she should not give him the sack.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s see\u2026.serial cheating and fathering another woman\u2019s son?<\/p>\n

We think that would even put the Virgin Mary on the run.<\/p>\n

–<\/p>\n

Why not start the New Year with a redposey toast?<\/p>\n

Visit www.redposey.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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