{"id":440,"date":"2012-01-17T05:19:07","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T13:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=440"},"modified":"2012-01-17T05:19:07","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T13:19:07","slug":"lets-stay-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"LET’S STAY HOME"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 Were the lifeboats included in the \u201cresort\u201d package?<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Italian ship Costa Concordia had some frightful luck,<\/p>\n

The hull crashed on some rocks and tipped over in the muck.<\/p>\n

The Captain acted as the Italian military is prone,<\/p>\n

He surrendered his position and left the passengers on their own.<\/p>\n

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Money:\u00a0 Next they will affix a toilet to the La-Z-Boy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Burger King is testing home delivery of their meals,<\/p>\n

Redesigning all the packaging with heat \u2013protective seals.<\/p>\n

They are targeting that connoisseur of fast food shoppers:<\/p>\n

Those who won\u2019t get off the couch for fries and a Big Whopper.<\/p>\n

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Sports:\u00a0 Who Dat?\u00a0 Not the Saints.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Football is a sport that people cheer with much emotion,<\/p>\n

A Saint\u2019s fan shot a Niner fan simply based on his devotion.<\/p>\n

For the Cheeseheads it is nothing but depression and gloom,<\/p>\n

Their team will watch the Super Bowl from the comfort of their living room.<\/p>\n

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Life:\u00a0\u00a0 Can\u2019t Meryl afford a stylist?<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Golden Globes were glittering, the dresses over the top,<\/p>\n

But the acceptance speeches droned, it seemed they wouldn\u2019t stop.<\/p>\n

Rickey Gervais\u2019 jokes were silly and seemed just a bit tired,<\/p>\n

Next stop? The Apprentice so Trump can say \u201cYou\u2019re Fired!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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