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<\/a>This first item is for that person who thinks ‘everything’ is a flip phone, a Brownie camera and an eight-track cassette player, who you’ve been trying to bring into the new millennium for years, albeit kicking and screaming. \u00a0Yes, it’s a typewriter, but with an attached monitor and a USB port, – it’s like training wheels for cyber-phobics.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
This next item is for that person who thinks they have the perfect coffee mug, with a picture of (fill in the blanks) and the words And while we’re on the subject of bathroom humor, here’s a towel that is sure to please those who have been confused about which end to use to wipe their face . . . \u00a0and other parts. \u00a0Color coordinated.<\/p>\n Fifty Shades of Chicken is for that chef on your list that has every cookbook ever printed, except this one! \u00a0This completes the study of the Big Three Bs of cooking: Baking, Broiling and Bondage.<\/p>\n If your ‘person who has ‘everything’ is fairly mindless, OK, completely mindless, then they’re going to really enjoy the yodeling pickle. \u00a0Don’t you wish you would have invented it?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n To ensure that we are politically incorrect to both parties, we’re offering that political junkie on your list the option of using either of these toilet tissues. \u00a0Get both for the independent or fence-sitter! \u00a0Let the good times roll.<\/p>\n Hope this helps<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" by Bob Sparrow It has been said that the \u2018holiday season\u2019 is a month of incredibly intense craziness and stress interrupted by a few brief moments of joy.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure who said that, maybe it was me, but part … read more<\/a>‘World’s Greatest (fill in the blank). \u00a0Not so fast! \u00a0Fellow workers will be wiping tears of laughter from their cheeks and those in the coffee klatch will be flushed with envy when they see that brown liquid swirling in this porcelain \u00a0mug. \u00a0One lump or two?<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>Soap for Christmas? \u00a0Yes, but not just any soap, this is soap with a beer scent; and who doesn’t want to smell like beer?!<\/p>\n<\/a>The ‘Potty Putter’ is for that golfing nut in your group that just can’t get enough of the game. \u00a0Ideal for the crapy golfer!<\/p>\n<\/a><\/a>\u00a0There’s no guarantee that your man will look like these two hunks in his new Christmas sweater or vest, but isn’t it worth a shot? \u00a0Only comes in XL and XXL.<\/p>\n<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0<\/a>Since most of these items are on-line (like who would actually carry this stuff in a store!?!!) you still have time to order now and make someone\u2019s Christmas special.<\/p>\n