{"id":464,"date":"2012-02-07T05:34:02","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T13:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.wordpress.com\/?p=464"},"modified":"2012-02-07T05:34:02","modified_gmt":"2012-02-07T13:34:02","slug":"if-its-half-time-in-america-wheres-the-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=464","title":{"rendered":"IF IT’S HALF TIME IN AMERICA, WHERE’S THE BAND?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0\u00a0 There goes our trip to Wally World.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The U.S. closed its Syrian embassy, slapped new sanctions on Iran,<\/p>\n

Meanwhile in dealing with these nuts, Hilary\u2019s doing the best she can.<\/p>\n

But with 20 percent of our oil coming through the Hormuz\u00a0 Straights,<\/p>\n

We\u2019re thinking our summer driving tour is going to have to wait.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Money:\u00a0 Never work with kids or animals\u2026or soccer players.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Another Super Bowl has come and gone and we just watched the ads,<\/p>\n

They tell us everything we need to know about the current fads.<\/p>\n

Based on this year\u2019s crop we like babies, dogs and Eastwood,<\/p>\n

But in the end there\u2019s no disputing David Beckham looked quite good!<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Most guys would probably want what Tom is holding.<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE game was pretty exciting, this was no Super Bore,<\/p>\n

It was good until the end, and left us wanting more.<\/p>\n

Eli was the QB who was exciting and could impel,<\/p>\n

But Brady\u2019s the one who gets to go home to Gisele.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 \u00a0My word, I think my Corgis can dance better.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Madonna had her day and images of her will linger,<\/p>\n

But it wasn\u2019t really cool that M.I.A. gave us the finger.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re guessing neither of these artists will be asked to have high tea,<\/p>\n

Or to perform\u00a0 for Queen Elizabeth at her Diamond Jubilee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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