{"id":504,"date":"2012-03-09T05:32:48","date_gmt":"2012-03-09T13:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=504"},"modified":"2012-03-09T05:32:48","modified_gmt":"2012-03-09T13:32:48","slug":"where-am-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=504","title":{"rendered":"WHERE AM I?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 We knew those \u201cduck and cover\u201d drills would pay off.<\/strong><\/p>\n

As if we didn\u2019t have enough on our minds these days,<\/p>\n

Solar storms are wreaking havoc in new and critical ways.<\/p>\n

Navigation systems may go down, power grids may take a hit,<\/p>\n

Which means we may hear the GPS lady get confused and say \u201cOh, Shit!\u201d<\/p>\n

Money:\u00a0 We\u2019re going to work on that \u201cbeer belly\u201d girdle.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Forbes is out this week with their annual billionaire list,<\/p>\n

Gates, Slim, Buffet\u2026you all get the gist.<\/p>\n

But the newest club member invented the shapewear, Spanx,<\/p>\n

Who knew that squeezing fat would result in billions in the bank?<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 The Stanford Band should be part of the deal.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Irsay says \u201cit\u2019s not about the money\u201d but we all know it is,<\/p>\n

He\u2019s got his eye on Andrew Luck, the Stanford QB whiz.<\/p>\n

But Peyton Manning is a class act, who has done the Colts fans proud,<\/p>\n

We wish all football players were so articulately endowed.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 One smart cookie.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Girl Scouts of America were founded 100 years ago,<\/p>\n

By a quirky, childless woman by the name of Juliette Low.<\/p>\n

Hilary Clinton and Barbara Walters are among those who did their stints,<\/p>\n

But the greatest Girl Scout triumph? Those addicting, darn Thin Mints!<\/p>\n

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