{"id":516,"date":"2012-03-16T06:10:35","date_gmt":"2012-03-16T13:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morningnewsinverse.com\/?p=516"},"modified":"2012-03-16T06:10:35","modified_gmt":"2012-03-16T13:10:35","slug":"slime-and-slime-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=516","title":{"rendered":"SLIME, AND SLIME AGAIN"},"content":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 We\u2019re going to need a bigger jar of Purell.<\/strong><\/p>\n

They’ve discovered that the meat in our schools has \u201cpink slime\u201d,<\/p>\n

And slimy ex-governor \u201cBlago\u201d is finally in jail for his crimes.<\/p>\n

But the biggest \u201cyuck\u201d of all goes to Afghan prez Karzai,<\/p>\n

\u201cUntrustworthy slime ball\u201d is too good for this guy.<\/p>\n

Money:\u00a0 March:\u00a0 the lowest productivity month of the year.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The market is going up; mortgage rates are on the rise,<\/p>\n

But all we care about is our office pool size.<\/p>\n

Everyone is studying brackets, sizing up who\u2019s #1,<\/p>\n

It\u2019s finally March Madness, which mean no work is being done.<\/p>\n

Sports:\u00a0 And to continue the theme\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sure, Peyton is making all the stops, looking for a team,<\/p>\n

And Tiger\u2019s nursing his Achilles to keep alive his Master\u2019s dream.<\/p>\n

But it\u2019s Kentucky who has to worry and hope that things don\u2019t go awry,<\/p>\n

For now they have to overcome the dreaded \u201cjinx\u201d from S.I.<\/p>\n

Life:\u00a0 It\u2019s All Over Except the Shouting<\/strong><\/p>\n

That juggernaut, \u201cAmerican Idol\u201d, has begun its 11th<\/sup> season,<\/p>\n

And maybe we\u2019re just cranky but it\u2019s a bit \u201coff\u201d for some reason.<\/p>\n

Some contestants are okay, a couple sing like they\u2019re from Heaven,<\/p>\n

But why do most decide to turn one<\/em> note into seven?<\/p>\n

Be a social hit \u2013 use our useless information to dazzle your friends.\u00a0 Sign up to receive our blog in the upper right corner and have it delivered directly to your email!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Headlines:\u00a0 We\u2019re going to need a bigger jar of Purell. They’ve discovered that the meat in our schools has \u201cpink slime\u201d, And slimy ex-governor \u201cBlago\u201d is finally in jail for his crimes. But the biggest \u201cyuck\u201d of all goes to … read more<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[37,386,393,431,523,554,563,614,722],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-2","category-opinion","tag-american-idol","tag-karzai","tag-kentucky-basketball","tag-march-madness","tag-office-pools","tag-peyton-manning","tag-pink-slime","tag-rod-blagojevich","tag-tiger-woods"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p31aN0-8k","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}