{"id":6205,"date":"2017-05-22T09:09:27","date_gmt":"2017-05-22T16:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=6205"},"modified":"2017-05-20T08:30:22","modified_gmt":"2017-05-20T15:30:22","slug":"gods-waiting-room-is-empty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=6205","title":{"rendered":"God&#8217;s Waiting Room is Empty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Bob Sparrow<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6207\" style=\"width: 376px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=6207\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6207\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6207\" class=\"wp-image-6207 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/waiting-room.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"137\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/waiting-room.jpeg 366w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/waiting-room-300x112.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6207\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">God&#8217;s Waiting Room<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>\u2018God\u2019s Waiting Room\u2019<\/strong> is the euphemistic phrase for where people 65 and over used to go to live while they were waiting to die. But the <strong>\u2018Baby Boomers\u2019<\/strong> have done it again! They\u2019ve changed everything. They\u2019ve emptied the waiting room. \u00a0 Now 65 year olds are <strong>summiting mountains, jumping out of airplanes<\/strong> and <strong>running marathons<\/strong>. From the time the 78 million \u2018Boomers\u2019 were born (1946 -1964) they\u2019ve had it their way. They were the first generation to be raised in the presence of television, which gave marketers easy access to millions of people who were now no longer just compared to the people around them, they were exposed and compared, to the entire world. So what did the Boomers do? They raised their game, they wanted it all, they demanded the best. They couldn\u2019t always afford the best, so, unlike their parents who always saved before they purchased an expensive item, they popularized the credit card. Now, as the first of the \u2018Boomers\u2019 turned 70 last year, they are changing the <strong>\u2018Golden Years\u2019<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Previous generations looked forward to finishing their 30-year career with the same company, retiring at 65 with a gold watch and living maybe another 8-10 years before cashing in their chips. Today at 65, we find Boomers starting their own companies, buying their own <strong>Apple watch<\/strong> and heading to the cashier\u2019s window to buy more chips. They have literally changed the way to do almost everything; certainly they\u2019ve changed how we think about aging.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6209\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=6209\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6209\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6209\" class=\"wp-image-6209 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/chips.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6209\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Boomers are &#8216;all in&#8217;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>But to be fair, and just to help keep the Boomers humble, there have been some pretty successful <strong>\u2018senior citizens\u2019<\/strong> throughout history. The following accomplishments are true, the parenthetical comments that follow are mine and subject to not being true.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Benjamin Franklin<\/strong> signed the <strong>Declaration of Independence<\/strong> when he was 70 (He actually thought he was picking up the lunch tab for a few of his cronies)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Cornelius Vanderbilt<\/strong> didn\u2019t buy his first railroad until he was 70 (He then gave it to his son for Christmas along with a track that circled <strong>Rockefeller Center\u2019s Christmas tree<\/strong>)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Omkali Singh<\/strong> is the oldest woman to give birth at 70 (Her baby was 46 when he was born)<\/li>\n<li>Clothing designer Calvin Klein, cast <strong>Lauren Hutton<\/strong> in an underwear ad when she was 73 (They actually cast her when she was 70, but it took her three years to get the underwear on).<\/li>\n<li>At 77 <strong>John Glenn<\/strong> became the oldest person in space (He was the one that left his right-hand turn signal blinker on as he orbited the earth)<\/li>\n<li>80 year old <strong>Yuichiro Miura<\/strong> is the older person to summit Mt. Everest (I had to use oxygen just to type that!)<\/li>\n<li>At 92 <strong>Paul Spangler<\/strong> finished his 14<sup>th<\/sup> marathon (He finished both first and last in his age group)<\/li>\n<li>When <strong>George Burns<\/strong> was 94, he performed on the New York stage where he first began his career (He told the same jokes at both performances without the risk of anyone having heard them before)<\/li>\n<li><strong>Nola Ochs<\/strong> became the oldest person to receive a college degree \u2013 she was 94 (She&#8217;s currently looking for a job)<\/li>\n<li>Retired <strong>Lt. Col. James C. Warren<\/strong> is a former navigator of the Tuskegee Airmen, the first African American military aviator in the U. S. armed forces. At the age of 87, he became the oldest person in the world to receive his pilot\u2019s license \u00a0(However, <strong>Harrison Ford<\/strong>, 74, holds the record for oldest pilot to crash 3 times and still keep his license)<\/li>\n<li>At\u00a091 and 103 respectively, <strong>Doreen Luckie<\/strong> and <strong>George Kirby<\/strong> became the oldest newly weds (Rumors were unfounded that they had to get married)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Makes you want to quit reading this and get out of that easy chair and go do something, doesn&#8217;t it? \u00a0(But don&#8217;t have a baby!)<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_6210\" style=\"width: 282px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=6210\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6210\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6210\" class=\"wp-image-6210 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Jimmy.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"272\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-6210\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Still not Wastin&#8217; Away<\/p><\/div>\n<p>There have clearly been some outstanding accomplishments by those supposedly \u2018past their prime\u2019, but with <strong>Jimmy Buffett<\/strong>, who turned 70 last December, as their Pied Piper, I\u2019m certain the Boomers will continue to show us a whole new way to \u2018play the back nine&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Post Script: If you find errors in this post, please blame it on my sister&#8217;s arthritis remedy &#8211; who knew gin was health food?!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Bob Sparrow \u2018God\u2019s Waiting Room\u2019 is the euphemistic phrase for where people 65 and over used to go to live while they were waiting to die. But the \u2018Baby Boomers\u2019 have done it again! They\u2019ve changed everything. 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