{"id":7346,"date":"2018-06-07T09:00:46","date_gmt":"2018-06-07T16:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=7346"},"modified":"2018-06-06T22:28:30","modified_gmt":"2018-06-07T05:28:30","slug":"capital-punishment-a-fractured-foto-look-at-d-c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=7346","title":{"rendered":"Another Side to D.C. &#8211; Fractured Fotos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If we didn&#8217;t laugh at some of the nonsense coming out of our nation&#8217;s capital we&#8217;d probably cry, so here&#8217;s some photos of our last trip that might at least put a smile on your face.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=7353\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7353\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-7353 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Rain-in-DC.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"182\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We couldn&#8217;t have asked for better weather . . . well, we could have, but it wouldn&#8217;t have done much good &#8211; it rained every day!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=7347\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7347\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-7347\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/White-House-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/White-House-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/White-House-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/White-House-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/White-House-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/White-House.jpg 1512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This is how close security let me get to the White House<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This suspicious looking lady was posing as a concierge at our hotel, but after reading<a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=7361\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7361\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-7361 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/spy-181x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"181\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/spy-181x300.png 181w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/spy.png 343w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 181px) 100vw, 181px\" \/><\/a> the\u00a0<em><strong>Red Sparrow<\/strong>\u00a0trilogy<\/em>\u00a0I was fairly proficient at spotting Russian spies and she was one.\u00a0 I let management know of my discovery.\u00a0 They weren&#8217;t amused.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=7350\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7349\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7350 size-medium alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Orangatang-1-258x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Orangatang-1-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Orangatang-1-768x893.jpg 768w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Orangatang-1-881x1024.jpg 881w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Orangatang-1.jpg 1448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Orangutang at the National Zoo: &#8220;Can you get me out of here?\u00a0 I think I&#8217;d fit right in with the rest of the monkeys in D.C.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7352 size-medium alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Elephant-1-246x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Elephant-1-246x300.jpg 246w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Elephant-1-768x935.jpg 768w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Elephant-1-841x1024.jpg 841w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Elephant-1.jpg 1417w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m getting the latest Republican strategy straight from the elephant&#8217;s 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