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First, for the person who fashions him or herself as a “jock”<\/strong>, we have just the item.\u00a0 The ‘Nose Aerobics” game.\u00a0 The recipient simply slips on the glasses and tries to flip the ball into the basket.\u00a0 It’s perfect for that brother-in-law who you’d like to bash in the head.\u00a0 What could be better than watching him do it to himself?\u00a0 Or perhaps it’s just the thing for the annoying cousin who is a perfect size 0 and just finished the New York Marathon.\u00a0 You can challenge her to get her nose in shape<\/strong> and she’ll sit in the corner with this and free everyone else from hearing about her split times and muscle cramps.\u00a0 Trust me, this gift has endless applications.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n We hope that these ideas prove helpful.\u00a0 You can thank us later.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Suzanne Sparrow Watson It’s that time of year.\u00a0 People scurrying about – shopping, cooking, eating, drinking.\u00a0 Lots of drinking.\u00a0 As always, we here at “From a Bird’s Eye View” are here to make your life just a bit easier.\u00a0 … read more![\"\"](\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Nose-aerobics-300x206.jpg\")
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<\/a>Or maybe you have a new baby in the family.\u00a0 Frankly, babies think they can get by just being cute.\u00a0 We say it’s time to put them to work!<\/strong>\u00a0 Place the “Baby Mop” on your infant and let the fun begin!\u00a0 You get to watch them try to crawl around, all the while getting your floors polished.\u00a0 Oh sure, they may get a little dust and dander up their nose but think of it as preparing them to live in China<\/strong>, where by the time s\/he is an adult, everyone will be working anyway.\u00a0 Your baby will be miles ahead of the competition with their already-compromised lungs.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/nap-sack-300x253.jpg\")
<\/a>Next, for someone that you really like, do them a favor and give them the Nap Sack.\u00a0 For the love of God, where was this when I was working, sitting through endless boring meetings?<\/strong>\u00a0 Think of the times you’ve wished you could unobtrusively just nod off and no one would know.\u00a0 By placing the Nap Sack on your head people won’t know if you’re asleep or planning a terrorist attack.\u00a0 Either way, they’ll probably leave you alone to nap<\/strong> in sublime peacefulness.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Handerpants-300x300.jpg\")
<\/a>For the person who has everything a set of Handerpants might do.\u00a0 Again, not only can they keep hands warm but it’s a safe bet that anyone who sees a person wearing these will cut a wide swath<\/strong>.\u00a0 On the more practical side, I’ve seen some rather obscene tattoos on fingers lately so if you know someone who has “E.A.T. S.H.I.T” on their fingers this item could be helpful if they need to go to Grandma’s for Christmas dinner<\/strong>.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Nothing-300x300.jpg\")
<\/a>Finally, there’s always that one person on your list who is difficult to please.\u00a0 They have everything<\/strong>, they don’t like anything you’ve ever given them, and frankly, they don’t deserve much.\u00a0 To the rescue comes The Gift of Nothing.\u00a0 This little ball of nothing sets the person straight – it proclaims that Nothing is better than Christmas.\u00a0 It is the ultimate gift of minimalism.\u00a0 Something that the neighbors in “Christmas Vacation”<\/strong> might enjoy.\u00a0 Or your sister who only wears black and eschews any form of holiday cheer.\u00a0 Nothing can be the perfect gift.<\/p>\n