{"id":8586,"date":"2019-11-11T08:30:04","date_gmt":"2019-11-11T16:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=8586"},"modified":"2019-11-11T08:26:17","modified_gmt":"2019-11-11T16:26:17","slug":"couch-potato-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=8586","title":{"rendered":"Couch Potato Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Bob Sparrow<\/p>\n<p><em>I can&#8217;t let this week go by without a salute to all our veterans on Veteran&#8217;s Day.\u00a0 Thank you so much for your service!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_8588\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=8588\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8588\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8588\" class=\"wp-image-8588\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/couch-potato.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8588\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Self portrait<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This is the time of year where you should not expect my missives to come from the far corners of the planet; no <strong>Inca Trail<\/strong>\u00a0treks to <strong>Machu Picchu<\/strong>,\u00a0no\u00a0<strong>Kathmandu <\/strong>capers, no summiting <strong>Mt. Whitney<\/strong> or <strong>Half Dome<\/strong>, no wine and pasta sampling in <strong>Tuscany<\/strong> and not even a visit to a local pumpkin patch or turkey farm.\u00a0 So instead of holding a compass, trekking poles or a backpack, the only thing I&#8217;ll be having a death-grip on in the near future is the TV remote control. T<span style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\">his is the time of year when I rarely even venture outside &#8211; I become the quintessential <strong>coach potato<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>As justification for this somewhat dubious moniker, I present the following:\u00a0 In the past <strong>13 days<\/strong> I&#8217;ve been able to watch:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Game 7 of the World Series<\/strong> (Congratulations to the <strong>Washington Nationals<\/strong> &#8211; what is a National anyway?)<\/li>\n<li><strong>NCAA football<\/strong> (my favorite sporting event) is in mid-season form with the\u00a0<strong>LSU-Alabama\u00a0<\/strong>game\u00a0and <strong>Utah<\/strong>\u00a0with it&#8217;s big win over Washington. Go Utes!!\u00a0 For me, nothing beats the spirit of college football.\n<p><div id=\"attachment_8592\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=8592\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8592\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8592\" class=\"wp-image-8592 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Box.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Box.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/Box-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8592\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A younger John Van Boxmeer<\/p><\/div><\/li>\n<li>NFL football has my <strong>49ers<\/strong>\u00a0looking as good as they have in years! Notice that in past years it&#8217;s just been the 49ers, but this year it&#8217;s &#8216;my&#8217; 49ers.<\/li>\n<li><strong>NBA<\/strong> basketball has started its regular season and already my favorite player, <strong>Steph Curry<\/strong> has broken his hand and is out indefinitely.<\/li>\n<li>I know the <strong>NHL<\/strong> regular season has started as I don&#8217;t see my good friend and former NHL player,\u00a0<strong>John VanBoxmeer<\/strong> as much &#8211; John is a scout for the <strong>Buffalo Sabres<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>PGA golfer <strong>Tiger Woods<\/strong>\u00a0won his 82nd golf tournament, tying the record of legend, <strong>Sam Snead<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There were even sporting events going on that I didn&#8217;t, or wouldn&#8217;t, watch, to wit:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The <strong>Breeders Cup<\/strong>, at Santa Anita, a track that has produced more broken legs that <strong>KFC<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>For you <strong>Formula 1<\/strong> fans, last weekend\u00a0 the <strong>United States Grand Prix<\/strong>\u00a0was held in beautiful <strong>Hawthorne<\/strong>; don&#8217;t ask me who won; don&#8217;t even ask me where Hawthorne is!<\/li>\n<li>And for you <strong>MMA<\/strong>\u00a0and <strong>UFC<\/strong> fans . . . I have no idea &#8211; not a fan, but I did read that the <strong>Sparta Cup<\/strong>\u00a0was held on Oct 31 in\u00a0<strong>Biysk, Russia<\/strong>\u00a0&#8211; hopefully no one died or got sent to <strong>Siberia<\/strong>, although, for all I know Biysk is in Siberia.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"attachment_8598\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=8598\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8598\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8598\" class=\"wp-image-8598\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/remote1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8598\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Magic Wand<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Whether you are mashed, baked or scalloped, now is the time for all you &#8216;Potatoes&#8217; to find your couch, along with a beverage of choice; and get those fingers working that remote control &#8211; get yourself in shape man! &#8216;Tis the season!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you&#8217;ll probably gain a little weight during this &#8216;season&#8217;, but that extra weight will come in handy for absorbing the extra alcohol that you&#8217;ll be consuming during the next &#8216;season&#8217; &#8211; the <strong>&#8216;Holidaze&#8217;!\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>Another benefit of being a couch potato.<\/p>\n<p>And ladies, we know this keeps the men out of your hair so you can start your shopping for . . . anything; they won&#8217;t even know you&#8217;re gone or what you&#8217;ve bought!\u00a0 Or just maybe, you&#8217;re the couch potato in the family.\u00a0 You go you little French fry!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Bob Sparrow I can&#8217;t let this week go by without a salute to all our veterans on Veteran&#8217;s Day.\u00a0 Thank you so much for your service!!! 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