{"id":9400,"date":"2020-09-07T09:00:54","date_gmt":"2020-09-07T16:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=9400"},"modified":"2020-09-07T08:59:28","modified_gmt":"2020-09-07T15:59:28","slug":"9400","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=9400","title":{"rendered":"Old Man Visits Old Man River"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>by Bob Sparrow<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9416\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=9416\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9416\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9416\" class=\"wp-image-9416 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Lake-Pepin-lunch-3-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Lake-Pepin-lunch-3-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Lake-Pepin-lunch-3-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Lake-Pepin-lunch-3-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9416\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Donnie, Starlet, Linda and Old Man on the river<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I had the occasion last month to visit <strong>Minnesota<\/strong>, home to <strong>Paul Bunyan<\/strong>, the <strong>Vikings<\/strong> and Linda\u2019s mother, Phyllis; sister, Starlet; brother-in-law, Donnie and various nieces, as well as some great-nieces and nephews \u2013 their greatness varies, but mostly they\u2019re great.\u00a0 Some of our friends doubted our sanity in <strong>1)<\/strong> flying anywhere during Covid, and <strong>2)<\/strong> going to the state that was ground zero for all the national riots.\u00a0 How some ever, we\u2019ve become callus to comments about our sanity \u2013 they seem to come with predictable regularity.\u00a0 So off we went.<\/p>\n<p>While we did fly into the eye of the storm (Minneapolis), we were quickly picked up by Donnie &amp; Starlet and whisked 85 miles south to <strong>Rochester<\/strong>, home to the<strong> Mayo Clinic<\/strong>.\u00a0 So, if Minneapolis is ground zero, Rochester would be ground one million, what with all the highly qualified doctors, state-of-the-art medical facilities and all those <strong>\u2018Minnesota nice<\/strong>\u2019 folks.<\/p>\n<p>I won\u2019t bore you with all the darn tootin\u2019 card games we played or with Gene &amp; Denise Cobb\u2019s bucolic, five-acre vegetable and flower garden (featuring the finest <strong>salsify<\/strong> in the land), but what I will bore you with is a side trip we took to the <strong>Mississippi River<\/strong>.\u00a0 Yes, for those who are geographically challenged, the<strong> \u2018Mighty Mississippi\u2019<\/strong> starts in Minnesota, from a glacial lake that&#8217;s only about 2 square miles, <strong>Lake Itasca<\/strong>, to be exact.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_9417\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=9417\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9417\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9417\" class=\"wp-image-9417 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Cobb-backyard-2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Cobb-backyard-2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Cobb-backyard-2-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Cobb-backyard-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9417\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Will and Gene in Cobb backyard<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_9424\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=9424\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9424\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9424\" class=\"wp-image-9424 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Cobb-Gar-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Cobb-Gar-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Cobb-Gar-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Cobb-Gar.jpeg 1732w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9424\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Denise in Cobb backyard<\/p><\/div>\n<p>We drive to <strong>Lake Pepin <\/strong>on the Mississippi;\u00a0yes, the Mississippi has lakes, and Pepin is the largest one. On the east side of the lake or river is <strong>Pepin, Wisconsin,<\/strong> on the west side is <strong>Lake City, Minnesota<\/strong>, where we stop to have lunch, and learn that:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It was on Lake Pepin where water skiing was born in the U.S. \u2013 and we actually did see some water-skiers on the lake this day<\/li>\n<li>Not to be outdone by <strong>Loch Ness<\/strong>, Lake Pepin has its own monster, <strong>Pepie<\/strong> \u2013 we didn\u2019t see her.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As <strong><em>\u2018Old Man River\u2019<\/em><\/strong> and the<strong><em> \u2018The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn\u2019 <\/em><\/strong>echoed in my brain, I wondered what else I didn\u2019t know about what most people mistakenly think is America\u2019s longest river.\u00a0 That\u2019s right, that honor goes to the <strong>Missouri River<\/strong>, which is about 100 miles longer and originates in <strong>Montana<\/strong> and empties into the Mississippi in <strong>St. Louis,<\/strong> where they jointly ease their way to <strong>New Orleans<\/strong> then into the <strong>Gulf of Mexico<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I was interested in what Google had to say about the river; not surprisingly, quite a bit.\u00a0 Here\u2019s a few gems (OK, maybe not gems, but possibly of some esoteric interest):<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It is <strong>2,320 miles long<\/strong>, about 100 miles shorter than the Missouri\n<p><div id=\"attachment_9425\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?attachment_id=9425\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9425\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9425\" class=\"wp-image-9425 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Mississ-225x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Mississ-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Mississ-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Mississ.jpeg 1732w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-9425\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Old Man River from Wisconsin side<\/p><\/div><\/li>\n<li>It has flowed <strong>backwards<\/strong> during hurricanes and earthquakes<\/li>\n<li>It is <strong>7 miles<\/strong> wide at its widest point<\/li>\n<li>For a single drop of water to travel the length of the river would take <strong>90 days<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>At its deepest, the river is <strong>200 feet deep<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>While the river looks slow and meandering, the current is quite strong and thus it is very difficult to swim across. If you get pulled under, the water is so muddy that <strong>you\u2019d be difficult to find<\/strong>.\u00a0 Glad we didn\u2019t decide to take a dip.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We leave the river and stop at a<strong> winery<\/strong> and get a better understanding of why Minnesota is known for a lot of good things, but not it\u2019s wine.\u00a0 We head directly to <strong>The Little Thistle Brewing Company<\/strong>, a local craft brewery, where Gene Cobb is an investor, and get the taste of wine out of our mouths with some great craft beer.<\/p>\n<p>All is still NICE in Minnesota (except the wine), and it&#8217;s somehow reassuring to know that during these crazy times <strong>Old Man River<\/strong> just keeps rollin&#8217; along.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Bob Sparrow I had the occasion last month to visit Minnesota, home to Paul Bunyan, the Vikings and Linda\u2019s mother, Phyllis; sister, Starlet; brother-in-law, Donnie and various nieces, as well as some great-nieces and nephews \u2013 their greatness varies, &hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/?p=9400\">read more<span class=\"meta-nav\"><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":9416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3333,813],"tags":[3393,3391,3396,1575,3394,3392,3390,3395],"class_list":["post-9400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-covid-19","category-travel","tag-huckleberry-finn","tag-lake-pepin","tag-mayo-clinic","tag-minnesota","tag-mississippi-river","tag-old-man-river","tag-rochester","tag-the-little-thistle-brewing-company"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s31aN0-9400","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/Lake-Pepin-lunch-3.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9400"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9433,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9400\/revisions\/9433"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fromabirdseyeview.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}