Headlines: Were the lifeboats included in the “resort” package?
The Italian ship Costa Concordia had some frightful luck,
The hull crashed on some rocks and tipped over in the muck.
The Captain acted as the Italian military is prone,
He surrendered his position and left the passengers on their own.
Money: Next they will affix a toilet to the La-Z-Boy.
Burger King is testing home delivery of their meals,
Redesigning all the packaging with heat –protective seals.
They are targeting that connoisseur of fast food shoppers:
Those who won’t get off the couch for fries and a Big Whopper.
Sports: Who Dat? Not the Saints.
Football is a sport that people cheer with much emotion,
A Saint’s fan shot a Niner fan simply based on his devotion.
For the Cheeseheads it is nothing but depression and gloom,
Their team will watch the Super Bowl from the comfort of their living room.
Life: Can’t Meryl afford a stylist?
The Golden Globes were glittering, the dresses over the top,
But the acceptance speeches droned, it seemed they wouldn’t stop.
Rickey Gervais’ jokes were silly and seemed just a bit tired,
Next stop? The Apprentice so Trump can say “You’re Fired!”