Headlines: Don’t worry, Joe, we’re all nodding off.
Well, we’re getting closer to casting the Republican primary vote,
Romney or Santorum? One’s the victor, one’s the goat.
As for Obama, he is confident, even with Biden as his Veep,
His only worry will be during speeches – hoping Joe doesn’t fall asleep.
Money: When in doubt, blame the Baby Boomers.
The Dow is doing well; housing seems to be rebounding,
But now three experts give dire predictions which are a bit confounding.
Mostly our troubles come from retiring Baby Boomers and the global debt,
So just when we thought we could relax, we learn our gains will be offset.
Sports: The Lakers play the Heat on Sunday – watch the rematch.
Kobe Bryant was on fire during the All-Star game,
Breaking Jordan’s scoring record, which brought him much acclaim.
But unfortunately Kobe’s nose was broken by a player from the Heat,
Which saved Vanessa from having to do it, for him being such a cheat.
Life: Joan Rivers was jealous of Billy’s tuck and roll.
The Oscars were predictable, even with Crystal manning the show,
The question on our minds was who had more nips – him or JLo?
Our favorite was Chris Rock, who really was quite funny,
Skewering actors for “working hard” and making so much money.
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