AHEM…well now, after letting off a little steam yesterday we’re back to our rhyming format. However, we are always seeking to improve and love to get feedback, so if you would like more “opinion pieces” in the future, or have any other thoughts about our blog, please leave a comment below.
And now for today’s news:
HEADLINES: But will it make my coffee in the morning?
Amazon has announced its new tablet “Fire”,
And at a price of $199 it truly is inspired.
You can stream movies and music, even MJ’s “Thriller”,
But the real question is, is it an i-Pad killer?
BUSINESS: Don’t we have enough of an obesity problem?
Fast food joints have seen their sales in deep decline,
So now they’re offering deals to entice you in to dine.
Let’s see, on the same day we read that health premiums are up,
We’re not sure what we need are cheaper Slurpee cups.
Sports: We hope the sumo wrestlers are not part of this program.
ESPN’s has named the athletes to be in its “Body Issue”,
They’ll pose almost nude, with some strategically placed tissue.
Among them Hope Solo and Jose Reyes will stare into the lens darkly,
We’re just praying they don’t decide to bring back Charles Barkley.
Life: Who gets the eyebrow trimmer from his office?
The clock has finally ticked down for “60 Minutes’” Andy Rooney,
Who – we must admit- can be a bit disgruntled and loony.
But he offered the best advice about handling credit card offers,
Send the pre-paid envelope back empty – the postage comes out of their coffers!
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