Headlines: The true American hero..ine.
Newt Gingrich won South Carolina only due to this one thing:
He answered a ridiculous question from CNN’s John King.
Meanwhile Gabby Giffords has decide to retire,
But ‘though she’ll no longer be in office, she’ll continue to inspire.
Remember back when Blackberry was the phone you must possess,
When BBM and the roller track would cause us to obsess?
Now it’s just about extinct, no innovative ideas have been heeded,
Yet the new CEO says that “no drastic changes will be needed”.
Sports: Well…there’s always next year.
Just as we expected, the Patriots beat Baltimore,
The Raven’s kicker missed the uprights and couldn’t make the winning score.
As for the writers of this blog, we don’t mean to come off as whiners,
But we’re very disappointed that the Giants beat our ‘Niners.
Life: The Celebrity Go-round.
The weekend brought a plethora of relationship news,
Aretha nixed her engagement; Heidi will be someone else’s muse.
Kristin and Jay will have a baby; Drew and Will are going to wed,
And sadly, at age 73, the wonderful Etta James is dead.