Headlines: Has anyone in government taken Econ 101?
Not Wall Street or Obama’s cabinet has figured out a plan;
It seems it’s basic economics, they just don’t understand.
The problem’s we’re not bringing in as much as we have spent
As those who paid NO taxes went to 47 percent!
Money: Could Motown be Notown?
“Imported from Detroit” is what Chrysler says for show,
But it seems that just like Ford, their cars are made in Mexico.
Will we see the day the industry just up and disappears,
When cars are coming from abroad and nothing is made here?
Sports: Slam Dunk Turns into Lame Duck
Close the basketball areas and the NBA pavilions,
The players and the owners are still fighting for their millions.
If they cancelled the whole season, all the fans would be just fine,
‘Cuz we’ll see those greedy players in the unemployment line.
Life: Swift Assent
This year’s ‘Woman of the Year’ by Billboard magazine,
Is both a pop star diva and successful country queen.
She writes all of her music and sings it just for fun;
She’s Grammy winner Taylor Swift, and she’s just 21.
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